So, last night I was riding my bike home from the mall, and some very young “gangsta” white kids (see: “wiggers,” “wangstas,” “the kids who take your order at Wendy’s”) rolled down there window and fired a shot at me from behind, at point blank range… and, luckily, missed.
I guess the movies and music videos showing the ghetto sideways-tilted aiming style actually ended up benefiting me after all — you can’t fucking aim with your gun sideways.
Rap has ruined a generation of suburban losers. Thank God my little brother is a hardcore tatted-up rock and roll skater kid. Anything but baggy Sean Johns and a obscenely oversized fitted hat.
